The going away gift
your coworker actually deserves.

AI generates a personalized Certificate of Dubious Achievement in seconds — officially recognizing the one thing they do better than anyone in the office.

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$3 USD digital · $50 USD framed canvas · Photo optional

How it works

Enter their name

Type in your coworker's name. That's it — no essay required.

Pay & let AI decide

$3 USD for digital, $50 USD for a framed canvas. AI generates the achievement after payment — pure surprise.

Download or receive

Digital arrives by email instantly. Canvas ships to their door in 5–10 business days.

Ready to roast someone officially?

Works for going away parties, promotions, work anniversaries, and any day that ends in y. The AI knows what they did.

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The going away gift
your coworker actually deserves.