The Christmas gift that gets more laughs than anything else.

Under the tree, at the office party, or sent by email at midnight — AI generates a Certificate of Dubious Achievement for anyone on your list. Funnier the more accurate it is.

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$3 USD digital · $50 USD framed canvas · Photo optional

How it works

Enter their name

Type in your coworker's name. That's it — no essay required.

Pay & let AI decide

$3 USD for digital, $50 USD for a framed canvas. AI generates the achievement after payment — pure surprise.

Download or receive

Digital arrives by email instantly. Canvas ships to their door in 5–10 business days.

Give them something they'll actually talk about.

Digital delivered instantly by email. Framed canvas ships in 5–10 business days — order early for Christmas delivery.

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No returns. No refunds. No regrets.

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